window.dinner_news=function(){ // Before the news
return [
'chat',
{'woman_1':'default.jpg',
'man_1':'default.jpg'},
{},
'*As you take a bite of the pimento cheeseburger, the creamy cheese oozes out and blends perfectly with the juicy patty, \
making your taste buds dance with delight.',
'-player',
'The food, on the other hand, could be nominated for a... what are food awards called?',
'-woman_1',
'Yummies?',
'-man_1',
'Close enough: Sammies. At least for sandwiches.',
'-woman_1',
'Nerd.',
'-man_1',
'We\'re all nerds in here. Besides, I saw it in an episode of...',
'*Your chat is interrupted by the dimming of the lights in the room.'
];
}